Maxxus@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoEver create an account just to leave a negative review?sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up1723arrow-down115
arrow-up1708arrow-down1imageEver create an account just to leave a negative review?sh.itjust.worksMaxxus@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square71fedilink
minus-squarestickly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·1 month agoDon’t quote me on this but I’m pretty sure they will shoot fake cum up their urethra for the big cumshots
minus-squareOmnipitaph@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 month agoUm HWAT? Can I unlearn this fun fact?
minus-squareatomicorange@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 month agoAbsolutely, just hold still while I get my hammer.
minus-squareTheFunkyMonk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 month agoWhat an unfortunate day to have eyes.
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·30 days agoBetter than getting the fake cum in your eyes.
minus-squareiamericandre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·30 days agoWait until you hear about the surgery male pornstars get where they put a pump in your balls that fills up a reservoir in your shaft that when filled makes your dick hard
minus-squareDon't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoHow would that work though? Wouldn’t it just enter the bladder?
minus-squareBaŝto@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agowould make sense, because then you can just pee
minus-squareHugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·28 days agoI pray to god this is wrong, and they just get hidden little tubes with fake cum, strapped along to their tip, like normal people.
Don’t quote me on this but I’m pretty sure they will shoot fake cum up their urethra for the big cumshots
Um HWAT? Can I unlearn this fun fact?
Absolutely, just hold still while I get my hammer.
What an unfortunate day to have eyes.
Better than getting the fake cum in your eyes.
Wait until you hear about the surgery male pornstars get where they put a pump in your balls that fills up a reservoir in your shaft that when filled makes your dick hard
How would that work though? Wouldn’t it just enter the bladder?
would make sense, because then you can just pee
I pray to god this is wrong, and they just get hidden little tubes with fake cum, strapped along to their tip, like normal people.