Maxxus@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoEver create an account just to leave a negative review?sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1714arrow-down115
arrow-up1699arrow-down1imageEver create an account just to leave a negative review?sh.itjust.worksMaxxus@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square70fedilink
minus-squarestickly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·3 days agoDon’t quote me on this but I’m pretty sure they will shoot fake cum up their urethra for the big cumshots
minus-squareHugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 hours agoI pray to god this is wrong, and they just get hidden little tubes with fake cum, strapped along to their tip, like normal people.
minus-squareTheFunkyMonk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 days agoWhat an unfortunate day to have eyes.
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoBetter than getting the fake cum in your eyes.
minus-squareiamericandre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoWait until you hear about the surgery male pornstars get where they put a pump in your balls that fills up a reservoir in your shaft that when filled makes your dick hard
minus-squareOmnipitaph@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·3 days agoUm HWAT? Can I unlearn this fun fact?
minus-squareatomicorange@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·3 days agoAbsolutely, just hold still while I get my hammer.
minus-squareDon't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 days agoHow would that work though? Wouldn’t it just enter the bladder?
minus-squareBaŝto@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agowould make sense, because then you can just pee
Don’t quote me on this but I’m pretty sure they will shoot fake cum up their urethra for the big cumshots
I pray to god this is wrong, and they just get hidden little tubes with fake cum, strapped along to their tip, like normal people.
What an unfortunate day to have eyes.
Better than getting the fake cum in your eyes.
Wait until you hear about the surgery male pornstars get where they put a pump in your balls that fills up a reservoir in your shaft that when filled makes your dick hard
Um HWAT? Can I unlearn this fun fact?
Absolutely, just hold still while I get my hammer.
How would that work though? Wouldn’t it just enter the bladder?
would make sense, because then you can just pee