• bomberesque@lemmy.world
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    1 hour ago

    Bloody squirrels, comin’ over ere, takin our jobs, you stoats are all right but bloody squirrels, let me tell you

    Anyway here you are, elephant and castle, that’ll be 30 quid mate

  • crimsonpoodle@pawb.social
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    49 minutes ago

    And so the king of wood bore me away from Isengard faster than the wolves and orcs released from the gates could match. Though he more me, his take was only to bear information; so I bade him take me rohan where a small toad and I would race to the shire in a sucession of expensive cars, likely to wreck a great number of them.

  • Wren@lemmy.today
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    2 hours ago

    “And to your right you will see the birch tree where my ex-wife, Tammy, lives, a thin-leaved deciduous hardwood that is short lived, but still lasts longer than our marriage.”

  • Hux@lemmy.ml
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    “Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when ‘Sports’ came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.”