Bloody squirrels, comin’ over ere, takin our jobs, you stoats are all right but bloody squirrels, let me tell you
Anyway here you are, elephant and castle, that’ll be 30 quid mate
And so the king of wood bore me away from Isengard faster than the wolves and orcs released from the gates could match. Though he more me, his take was only to bear information; so I bade him take me rohan where a small toad and I would race to the shire in a sucession of expensive cars, likely to wreck a great number of them.
“LOL” said the weasel, “LMAO”.
“The eagles are coming!”
Titanic: the woodland creatures version

“And to your right you will see the birch tree where my ex-wife, Tammy, lives, a thin-leaved deciduous hardwood that is short lived, but still lasts longer than our marriage.”
WOAH YEAH KICKSTART MY HEART, HOPE IT NEVER STOPS WOAH YEAH BAAAAAABYYYYYY
I can show you the world.
Is this rea life? Is this just Fantasy AI?
Its real, i think the weasel attacked the bird
Ride Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
“Straighten up and fly right!”
Almost (but not quite) Unluckies.
“Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when ‘Sports’ came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.”
Don’t just stare at it Weasel….
“Aha! Gotcha you biiiig AAAaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiigh!”






