My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you’d be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.
Is this true?
Oh but of cooouurseee it’s a country, what, you think it’s a continent? You’re such a scallywag!
Edit: Apparently /sarc was very needed here.