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minus-squareCatoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·2 months agoIn 3000 BC people had nightmares about showing up to battles naked, not school
minus-squareFilthyShrooms@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·2 months agoIn case theres someone cute on the other side
minus-squarePommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoWar has always been a dick-measuring contest, back then they were just more open about it.
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-22 months agoThis side’s odds don’t look great then.
Why are their dick visible
In 3000 BC people had nightmares about showing up to battles naked, not school
In case theres someone cute on the other side
Why aren’t ours?
War has always been a dick-measuring contest, back then they were just more open about it.
This side’s odds don’t look great then.
It’s going to be a swordfight