• Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 days ago

    Well, the solution is simple – just fix whatever is causing the flame to turn green.

    Thank you.

    • Korval@lemmy.today
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      3 days ago

      Also, I liked the part where it asks you consider whether you’d borrowed the range. Who does that?

      “Hey, neighbor, do you have a gas range, I could borrow?”

      “Sure, Bud, it’s there in the garage. Just put it back when you’re done.”

      “Thanks a load! Say, it’s burning green. Did you put copper in the burners?”

      “Yes, I did. Just for you! Breath deeply.”

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        3 days ago

        I’ve done tech support. They have to add that part in because yes, somebody did indeed borrow a stove at one point.

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        2 days ago

        Little timmy ringing your doorbell and instead of asking for some flour he wants the fucking stove