• Whostosay@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    But what about our other neighbors boat? I have an insatiable need to feel like I’m better than anyone else, and I don’t know how to express it without inflicting mass amounts of suffering and evil on tons of people.

    • paulcdb@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      That sounds like a you problem, not an our problem! 😎

      What you could do to really piss your neighbour off is to help everyone else get bigger boats so that your neighbour gets so pissed off and sells the boat because they can’t afford a bigger boat.

      If the neighbour buys a bigger boat, just keep upgrading everyone else’s boat until the neighbour runs out of money and sells it.

      Now where do I find the post where I can suggest someone buys me a M4 Mac mini so I can run AI locally and try and setup a business so I can get rich and join the boat club before I miss out on the fun? 🤔