cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45052471
Something juicy. Something you wouldn’t admit to irl but you’re willing to divulge behind the safety of a keyboard
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45052471
Something juicy. Something you wouldn’t admit to irl but you’re willing to divulge behind the safety of a keyboard
One time in middle school, poop slipped out of my bunghole, wrangled its way out of my boxers and out the leg of my shorts while I was walking to my mom’s car.
I played it cool, just kept walking in a straight line. Never heard anything about it, but who knows if it was witnessed.
E: y’all are pussies. Share the tea.
I’ve tagged you as “shat themself and walked it off” so that future me knows not to fuck with you in any circumstances
For real tho, this is a hilarious story and thank you for sharing it
Hell yeah. That’ll lead to some bodacious juxtaposition down the line.
i have drunk shat myself a couple of times walking home from a bar. it sucks, but since it’s was late at night, nobody is really around to see it. i remember one time it happened because i was trying to decide to duck into someone’s bushes to shit and before i could figure it out it just came flying out my butt.