Donald Trump has insisted Iran must “open up the Strait of Trump” and complained about not winning the Nobel Peace Prize in a meandering speech at the Future Investment Initiative Institute summit in Miami, Florida.

  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
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    2 days ago

    Not that I speak on behalf of Iran but how about this:

    We open up the strait of HORMUS if:

    1. You release the full and unredacted Epstein files
    2. Leave the whitehouse forever.
    3. Learn to keep your stupid trap shut.
    4. Do something to make it up to Iran, anything. Mr “art of the deal”. Pathetic.

    Jail and/or foreverbox time already ffs.