No. Leave it to me. I will laugh at it myself.
As you wish
When I don’t want to talk to someone, I front load it with a bunch of H’s instead.
hhhhhey…
Have you ever thought about what that would sound like irl?
Ike you don’t want to talk to them.
ASMR texting?
Like Michael Cera trying to get the attention of two people mid-argument
Ugh your breath stinks
Laughing so fucking hard at this 😭
I wish it were that easy to tell.
It really is that simple. The more Ys the more down.
Hei, how are u?
It really is that simple. The fewer Ys the more up she is for it.
Yey, yoy yar yyyyyyuu?
Ni haoooo
In gay culture, this is called Texting Like A Bottom.
Hayyy, you got something on your face…
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
She’s on meth.
Yeah but like is it just the ADHD kind?
Yeah there’s the ADHD kind; and then there’s the kind that makes you pick your face and lose all your teeth. Important distinction 🤓
Found violet’s alt account
But who’s? WHOOOOOSSSE??
He wants one of their own now, along with HRT.
He, how are ou?
How art thou fine fellow?
Nah, you need an inexcusable amount of Ys: at least 5. There are ace ladies hitting 3 Ys.
My experience:
Hey: Hello
Heyy: 'Sup
Heyyy: Got any plans?
Heyyyy: Let’s fuck
Heyyyyy: We need to talk
Heyyyyyy+: I’m drunk (+0.01% BAC for each additional y)
bob?? bob belcher??? robert middle name belcher???
You’re terrible, you’re ALL terrible.
heyyy
This is one of my tourettes-esque toxic traits. Going about my business alone at home doing chores or whatever and randomly say “Heyyy” out loud in a slutty tone of voice but I’m alone with no immediate prospects of that ever changing. Am weirdo.
