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sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours ago

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sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours ago
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  • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social
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    Everything is edible.

    Some things just once.

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      Black holes are edible?

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        Just because nobody ever tried doesn’t mean you oan’t be the first one to do it! Go for it!

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      Reminds me of a guy I used to work with. Any time he got frustrated with our manager, he’d mutter to himself, “Everyone gets one.”

      The way he explained it to me is, everyone is allowed to murder one person. You might suffer some real bad consequences as a result, but if you can stomach those consequences, no one can really stop you from doing just one murder.

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        That’s both rad and slightly terrifying

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          Have you never stood at a cliff and thought you could jump?

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            That would be a rad cliff

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              daaaaamn Daniel

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        There are people in prison for attempted murder that would beg to differ.

        It’s not a freebie, preparation and follow through are critical to getting your one.

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      If it kills you, its not “safe for human consumption” which is the defining characteristic between something edible and any random item you can stuff down your throat.

      You can eat anything once. If it’s edible you can eat it more than once. Words having meanings. Yes, I am fun at parties.

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      Why does that feel like a Terry Pratchett quote?

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        Because I adapted the original, which is his. He originally talked about all mushrooms being edible, although some just once.

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          Ahh that’s it

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