GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前My glasseslemmings.worldimagemessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up1914arrow-down111
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minus-squareSiethron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down1·2 个月前That’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.
minus-squareits_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up82·2 个月前It took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that’s probably close to her prescription.
minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·2 个月前I’m not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.
minus-squareassassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 个月前I think you’ve confused his job. The study of birds is a very interesting field of study.
minus-squareByteJunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 个月前I think you’ve confused his job. The study of fields is very interesting for birds.
minus-squaretryagain@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 个月前I think you’ll find he’s a cancer specialist, actually.
minus-squareTehhund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 个月前No, you’re thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.
minus-squareRivalarrival@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 个月前That’s an occultist. An opthalmologist is an appointed official who investigates complaints by taxpayers against government departments.
minus-squareTehhund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 个月前You’re thinking of an ombudsman. An ophthalmologist is a grappling submission that uses your legs and hips to hyperextend an opponent’s shoulder joint.
minus-squareBeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 个月前You’re thinking of an osteopath, an opthalmologist fixes people’s teeth.
minus-squareT00l_shed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 个月前He should have had his scribe write the joke
minus-squareRakonat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 个月前Knock knock, Hi. That’s internet famous to you, sir!
That’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.
It took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that’s probably close to her prescription.
Ophthalmologist
I’m not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.
I think you’ve confused his job. The study of birds is a very interesting field of study.
I think you’ve confused his job. The study of fields is very interesting for birds.
I think you’ll find he’s a cancer specialist, actually.
No, you’re thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.
That’s an occultist.
An opthalmologist is an appointed official who investigates complaints by taxpayers against government departments.
You’re thinking of an ombudsman. An ophthalmologist is a grappling submission that uses your legs and hips to hyperextend an opponent’s shoulder joint.
You’re thinking of an osteopath, an opthalmologist fixes people’s teeth.
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He should have had his scribe write the joke
Knock knock, Hi. That’s internet famous to you, sir!
No such thing