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    I wanna say this is what happens when your interior designer hates you, but I do like these stairs ok. Marble floors are so cold and unfriendly. Maybe the occupant was color blind.

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      Where does it say that?

      Nevermind, I found it xD all the outdoor pics are AI rendered. That’s very funny. I wonder what they are trying to hide.

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      So all of the pics outside of the house are slop instead. I was really confused wtf the driveway was made out of, now I know (it’s not)

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    Really love the velour floor and leather couch combination. The couch is literally the same color and texture of a volleyball sized tumor a vet removed from a dog when I was interning in 8th grade.

    The dog survived, btw. A deeply loved senior lab who came from a family of like five children so the parents decided to save him instead of putting him down.

    I was tasked with getting him to eat and drink a little after he woke up from the anesthesia, but all he wanted was to crawl onto my lap and have me hug him and tell him that he was a brave boy. I’m not a dog person by nature, but that geriatric puppy almost converted me, dear lord. I’ll never forget that dog. Nor will I forget the tumor. The vet asked me if I wanted to see what cancer looked like on the inside and I said yes and he cut the tumor in half and that was the ugliest fucking thing I had ever seen in my entire 14 years of life at the time.

    The fact that someone would use it as a design choice for a couch two decade later is fucking bizarre to me, but what ever, man.

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        thank you, my friend. Best part is that not a word of it is a lie. I still think of that dog regularly despite it being so long ago. It is simultaneously impressive and abominable that something as hideous and depraved as a tumor can grow inside such a pure and innocent creature. Even more impressive and abominable that some rich person would like to have a tumor-couch in their velour/velvet themed home. I shall never understand the absolute madness of ultra rich people. It has to be severe boredom. It just has to.

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    I have friends house-hunting in England and every place they’ve looked at has been freshly done up, with grey carpets, grey walls and a black kitchen.

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    Y’all are laughing, but they have a 1 acre griddle between the hours of 10 and 4 every summer day. That’s luxury.

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      It’s north of England, best they can aim is not get flooded as I’m pretty sure the draining it’s awful when it rains. Good ice skating in the winter though.

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    Sale History:

    2023: £385,000

    1997: £185,000

    Good luck with the new price, I guess? Perfect for someone who’s always dreamed of living in a parking lot.

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    That’s dismal.

    Remember, this is a climate where the primary colour palette outdoors for months on end is grey.

    The “enhancements” to the photographs isn’t helping but the base decor is utterly awful.

    Also - how did they get planning permission to have that much impermeable surface?

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      According to the the website, that and a few other photos including the first are "AI Rendered photo"s. So that’s a thing now? Putting up an ad with slop? What’s even the point of that?