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I’d be all over this if three things:
- Wasn’t in the UK
- in a walkable/transitable city where may of my friends live
- I had 8-12 friends to all go in, either ownership (being an LLC for ownership per money put in), or with rent to the owners so they can dip out whenever.
Owning a huge home with several friends in a city is a dream of mine. And this home has a lot of “big family” areas where it could just work so easily.
Look at that horrific amount of pavement. RIP local insects.
I wanna say this is what happens when your interior designer hates you, but I do like these stairs ok. Marble floors are so cold and unfriendly. Maybe the occupant was color blind.
AI Rendered photo
What the fuck
Where does it say that?Nevermind, I found it xD all the outdoor pics are AI rendered. That’s very funny. I wonder what they are trying to hide.
So all of the pics outside of the house are slop instead. I was really confused wtf the driveway was made out of, now I know (it’s not)
Really love the velour floor and leather couch combination. The couch is literally the same color and texture of a volleyball sized tumor a vet removed from a dog when I was interning in 8th grade.
The dog survived, btw. A deeply loved senior lab who came from a family of like five children so the parents decided to save him instead of putting him down.
I was tasked with getting him to eat and drink a little after he woke up from the anesthesia, but all he wanted was to crawl onto my lap and have me hug him and tell him that he was a brave boy. I’m not a dog person by nature, but that geriatric puppy almost converted me, dear lord. I’ll never forget that dog. Nor will I forget the tumor. The vet asked me if I wanted to see what cancer looked like on the inside and I said yes and he cut the tumor in half and that was the ugliest fucking thing I had ever seen in my entire 14 years of life at the time.
The fact that someone would use it as a design choice for a couch two decade later is fucking bizarre to me, but what ever, man.
You really went places with that comment. Well done.
thank you, my friend. Best part is that not a word of it is a lie. I still think of that dog regularly despite it being so long ago. It is simultaneously impressive and abominable that something as hideous and depraved as a tumor can grow inside such a pure and innocent creature. Even more impressive and abominable that some rich person would like to have a tumor-couch in their velour/velvet themed home. I shall never understand the absolute madness of ultra rich people. It has to be severe boredom. It just has to.
Y’all are laughing, but they have a 1 acre griddle between the hours of 10 and 4 every summer day. That’s luxury.
It’s north of England, best they can aim is not get flooded as I’m pretty sure the draining it’s awful when it rains. Good ice skating in the winter though.
That is fucked. Like they took the sterile aesthetic of a corporate reception area and replicated it across every room.
Where the people I tell to touch grass live.
Set on one of the most prestigious roads
Literally on the road.
🎶 Our house, in the middle of our street. 🎵
Landscaping requires too much upkeep. Just pave everything with asphalt. Maintenance-free yard!
Sale History:
2023: £385,000
1997: £185,000
Good luck with the new price, I guess? Perfect for someone who’s always dreamed of living in a parking lot.
Thats like a 3% rise per year. That house lost value to inflation, pretty rare for it.
5million is 3% per year from 385k in 2023? Am I missing something? 1997->2023, yes, but the new price is 5M in 2026 so thats why the person you replied to says “good luck with the new price”
I mean from 185 to 385 in 25 years
Gmod looking mcmansion
I have friends house-hunting in England and every place they’ve looked at has been freshly done up, with grey carpets, grey walls and a black kitchen.
I’d get the mower out just to piss off the neighbors.
I assume that belongs to a Newcastle United footballer
Guys! I found a picture with grass on it!!!
According to the the website, that and a few other photos including the first are "AI Rendered photo"s. So that’s a thing now? Putting up an ad with slop? What’s even the point of that?
This is horrifying, but also pretty funny because all the grass is AI rendered.
Wait. It’s the grass that’s AI? Haha. I’d assumed it was the god awful pavement.
