• db2@lemmy.world
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    They had [REDACTED] alien children Donald Jessica Trump personally [REDACTED] on an island in [REDACTED].

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      Nah, the aliens are the ones doing the probing. Turns out the lizard people aliens are furries, and they been stuffin his muffin.

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        By the echoing, cavernous sounds of Trump’s sharts the aliens would’ve needed an extra extra large probe…