A book that I got as part of a birthday present when I was in middle school had a passage where a man’s long-lost sister (who was part monster, but was painstakingly described as very attractive) told him that either he had to impregnate her the old-fashioned way, or she would simply get a syringe, extract sperm from his testicles, and impregnate herself that way to create, if I remember correctly, a monster that would end the world or something. It was labeled as “Young Adult” level.
Urethra tainted spooge? Nay, let thine jism be immaculate!! Bypass your curmudgeonly delivery mechanism, and my receiver, so that the first rapture related to our progeny is one that it brought about!
A book that I got as part of a birthday present when I was in middle school had a passage where a man’s long-lost sister (who was part monster, but was painstakingly described as very attractive) told him that either he had to impregnate her the old-fashioned way, or she would simply get a syringe, extract sperm from his testicles, and impregnate herself that way to create, if I remember correctly, a monster that would end the world or something. It was labeled as “Young Adult” level.
So, like, probably something like that.
You just gave someone a new fetish.
Urethra tainted spooge? Nay, let thine jism be immaculate!! Bypass your curmudgeonly delivery mechanism, and my receiver, so that the first rapture related to our progeny is one that it brought about!