Saying it’s like a grand conspiracy would be kinda like saying early Americans’ obsession with drinking whiskey was some sort of diabolical machination. Nah: people like getting fucked up.

The hilarious part is that alcoholic beverages and other mind-altering substances can be traced back to the dawn of humanity.

Like you said: Humans just really enjoy getting fucked up. On that line - I’m convinced “God” was a mushroom trip.