What are your favourite jokes and puns?

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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/43035630

One of mines:

All the kids had a name, all except

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Here’s a new one. It’s so new that you have to finish it!

"Discord walks into a bar…
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  …it goes to the counter and says: “ID please”…

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