• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    23 hours ago

    Unapologetically I love that top image.
    You know what I’m gonna do?
    I’m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
    Hot pink with whale skin hubcaps
    And all leather cow interior
    And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (Yeah)
    And I’m gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
    Gettin’ one mile per gallon
    Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald’s
    In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
    And when I’m done sucking down those greaseball burgers
    I’m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
    And then I’m gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
    And there ain’t a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
    You know why? Because we’ve got the bomb, that’s why
    Two words: nuclear fucking weapons, okay?