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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

Drug dealers hate this one weird trick!

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Drug dealers hate this one weird trick!

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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前
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    Speaking of humans using things not meant for humans…

    I’m out of mouthwash, but I have some detol. How bad is it if I rinse myouth with detol?

    I’m wiling to bet its bad, but just how bad…

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      Why would a sedan use mouthwash?

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        Where would a sedan’s mouth even be?

        • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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          Fuel inlet. The fuel reservoir is the stomach, the engine the bowels and the exhaust is the ass.

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            Are you powerd by your bowels?

            • Bizzle@lemmy.world
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              Pretty much yeah, it’s where “fuel” is converted to energy

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              You aren’t?

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            https://youtu.be/gvjYP5d7La8

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            deleted by creator

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          Opposite of the exhaust if the car is anthropomorphized but I think logically the fuel filler.

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            Honestly, I like this idea more.

            Open the front hood and just pour mouthwash all over.

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          Obviously where the grill is.

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      To save others the search, Detol is a British brand of cleaners. Mostly quaternary ammonia but they have a good amount of products.

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      I like how you combined my and mouth to save 2 characters

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        myouth, that’s right

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