Im not eating that “real” mozzarella
I feel like some of these items have been permanently morphed into their environment and would be impossible to use.
Can someone explain to me in what world real mozzarella cheese is a weird square? I’ve only ever seen the white blobs which definitely aren’t squares.
its a wedge ;)
edit: nvm thought it said parmesan not mozzarella
Tony’s is my favorite frozen pizza! I would get them all the time back in college. Used to be $2.99
Pizza pan being the clock is kinda bullshit.
Man, that’s the last one I couldn’t find and I finally gave up to scroll for the answer. My eyes flicked to the clock like 3 times and I just shrugged it off! Lame.
The mozzarella’s on the fucking floor
That’s not sanitary… I’m not eating at this place.
I found the hockey stick before reading the bonus and thought I was crazy
I was like “haha, that’s funny” and then accidentally spent like 10 minutes finding stuff because I was curious where the binoculars could be. So… thanks I guess?
Damn, they hid Saddam really well this time.
can’t believe you’d pirate a pizza box like this. how will Tony ever recover from this?
Answer Key:
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No no no. That can’t be the comb. That’s bullshit.
I’m more upset about the pizza pan being the clock 😩
Tony Sez: “Hey, fuck you, buddy!”
Good job!
Just in case you get board of that one, here’s a Morning one to play around with:
I saw this exact box recently and I was thinking about how I’ve missed seeing these 😄
I’m kind of surprised they still exist and aren’t just a QR code to download a shitty app
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Answers for the curious 🫣
Bros plate is a fucking giant pizza slicer. That’s magnificent.
That pepperoni is massive.
I bet you say that to all the guys… 😘
Is the clock or the plate the pizza pan? That’s the only one I might be stuck on.
Also, thank you!
Clock 99%.
