deranger@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days agoshut the hell upsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1622arrow-down121
arrow-up1601arrow-down1imageshut the hell upsh.itjust.worksderanger@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days agomessage-square50fedilink
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·27 days agoIf it speaks it has a tongue. If it has a tongue, it can be cut out.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·27 days agoAnd get you arrested, screaming “I wasn’t trying to steal cash from the self-checkout machine, just rip its speaker wires!”
If it speaks it has a tongue. If it has a tongue, it can be cut out.
And get you arrested, screaming “I wasn’t trying to steal cash from the self-checkout machine, just rip its speaker wires!”