US President Donald Trump has said he may impose trade tariffs on countries that do not support his plans to take over Greenland.
“I may put a tariff on countries if they don’t go along with Greenland, because we need Greenland for national security,” Mr Trump said at the White House.


I just worry if that did happen, that the people puppeteering Trump would be actively using that moment of celebration to push through some other Weekend at Burnies style scenario with Vance.
Eyeliner boy is not as popular, Trump has been in the American mind since Home Alone at least. If they took him out, because MAGAs are manworshipping cultists, I think the whole movement would slow down a bit.
A valid concern. They’re all snakes.