• mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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        2 个月前

        I don’t understand your question. You’re asking how I suck at aiming if I am peeing on the floor, but I never said I was missing the pee mat.

      • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio
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        Do you have a penis? The stream can start off rather unpredictably. Especially in the morning, or post-coitus.

        • lumpenproletariat@quokk.au
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          I do, I also have foreskin meaning the stream is funnelled into a hose and doesn’t spray out in weird directions.

          • Hathaway@lemmy.zip
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            Wait. This is a totally alien thought to my entire life experience. I suppose you don’t pull it back do you? For whatever reason I think that’s how I imagined it? Honestly, I don’t think I have ever imagined it to be fair.

            • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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              I do pull it back, idk about the other guys wiener but for me the skin makes for a more unpredictable stream.

            • lumpenproletariat@quokk.au
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              I do not. Imagine a garden hose, if you use just the hose water comes out as an even flow, if you covered the end up with your fingers it would pressure spray widely between the gaps.

            • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
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              Just wait till you learn how cold shrinkage affects the peeing experience for un-cut folks! Let’s just say it doesn’t all shrink uniformly…