I don’t really do phone calls these days, definitely not have VM greetings set up: My voicemails forward to another service, which then translates them to text and I can get the gist of the voicemail from that.

Everyone I know contacts me though texts, e-mail, or in person. If I get an actual phone call it’s either a dire emergency or spam (it’s almost always spam). Sometimes I’ll forward sales calls to a bot designed to waste their time too (love you Lenny) but these days I don’t even bother to screen or pick up most of the time.