I’m going to a cabaret show tonight and I wanted to get in costume. I tried to make some fake cigarettes but now I’m worried I’ll these will make me look like a perverted vampire. What’s the consensus team?

  • toynbee@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    There once was a vampire named Mabel
    Whose periods were really quite stable
    And every full moon
    She would get a spoon
    And drink herself under the table