Wait, where? I wanna read and savour it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge's_law_of_headlines

The more I learn about finance the angrier it makes me.

The successor to bonsai kitten.

On the other hand, a lot of people are learning how important a tested backup strategy is.

Sometimes paleontology isn’t the best career, but it’s a solid number 2.

Stacy’s mom has got it going on

Dated just like your mom, who is probably a nice lady and deserves to find someone.

So you mean you now have a stink grenade or trap.

What about a pair of booby’s?

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-robert-maxwell-how-ghislaine-274165028/

Yo’ mama so fat she thinks uranium is just a light snack.

The meme doesn’t say that which is the context evryone else here is in.

That fine but unless you own capital we’re all in the same class. We gotta trade our time or health to survive.

Cute you still think they’re a lower class than you.

I’m ready to be hurt again.

The latest slop ad has sloths and pandas. Don’t recall if it has penguins too but probably.

The thousandth time is Luke on the Death Star run and then somehow still stepping on a rake.

The latest Coca Cola slop ad probably.