Dave, I don’t known what to tell you but you can’t come in alright?

Well that didn’t take long! His dementia kicked in pretty quick.

A little wishy, a little washy.

As for me, I managed to get banned from a channel on here. They posted an image of vegan shoes so I followed the joke up with some reality…YouTube allowed videos of how cattle are stunned and then skinned. I didn’t add any text so they assumed I was glorifying that shit.

Such is life I guess. Maybe I should impose a tariff on my neighbors to feel better about my self.

C’mon Gina! Give us germanium!

Monsanto must be testing new lead tooth paste.

Noted. Stop touching your finger!

Computers used to be cool:

Now they’re evil spy level things in everyone’s home.

Yeah hand it off and accidentally damage it? Or maybe oops, I think the ruzzians blew it up?

Got ruzzians in your backyard? Try the new Kiev 3500 with extra fish hook grenades and auto follow!

I’d this an fingecle? A fock? A Fenis? Or maybe a fick? I know it starts with an F. But maybe its a peninger? A cocinger or a dicinger?

Its a kid’s knees… No wait, it’s only one so its a kidney!

Totally

Battery voltage increases in series.

LOL I almost ate the onion! Lol! unfit for sex trafficking!

Oh wait no. Okay, well could they give him meds that temporarily bring him back for judgment?

Did she say thank you?

The plan is coming out hot and flabby. They say, if you put your ears near Trump’s ass, you can hear his cheeks clap national security secrets.

Why can’t he just use drones to fight an economic war?

10k is a car repair bill.

Retroantidisenshitificationalidizing!

Empty cargo ships.