Halloween: Dracula (1992), Addams Family + Values, Mr. Boogedy + Bride of Boogedy, Hocus Pocus

Christmas: Batman Returns, Die Hard, A Christmas Story, Christmas Vacation, Mickey’s Christmas Carol

God, no. Prosthetics of course.

It’s okay when it’s in a three way

It’s not gay when it’s in a three way

When there’s a honey in the middle there’s some leeway

The area is grey in a one, two, three way

Knowledge is knowing the Monster belongs to Frankenstein. Wisdom is knowing he’s already overcaffeinated and needs to be cut off.

Of course porn selects for enormous dicks. That’s exactly why it shouldn’t be used as a rubric for the general population. You didn’t even mention porn until your second paragraph, so it very much sounded like you thought the average penis size was just below 7 inches. But I’m glad to hear you know better.

Just seven inches? How common do you think seven inch dicks are?

https://www.science.org/content/article/how-big-average-penis

In fact, between this and the fact that the Engineering room set changed significantly between seasons 1 and 2, I’ve grown pretty partial to the idea that there are at least two and likely more rooms of a similar layout throughout the ship. Everybody wins.

Lots of debates about the internal arrangement of the original series Enterprise…

• Bridge: forward facing or offset?
• Engineering: primary or secondary hull?
• Shuttlebay: short or extending under the nacelle pylons?
• How big is this ship, anyway??

Yeah, I think I was underestimating how many people are habitually skipping breakfast. That seems like a bigger issue to address than whether you shower before or after the least active part of your day, if I’m being honest.

I don’t brush my teeth after sleeping, either. After breakfast, sure, but first thing in the am? Why?

It is, and I’m unanimous in that.

Yeah, this is highly context dependent. If a guy meets a new couple, they chat for half an hour, and then half the couple excuses themselves for five minutes - in that case it’s perfectly normal to take the opportunity to say “hey, you’re pretty lucky.”

But if you meet the couple and immediately congratulate one half of it like the other isn’t there, I’d see that as insulting. Not because I think you want to bang them, but because you aren’t even treating them like a human.

Not tricky. Batman every time.

What else are you going to decorate your fancy corner office with? Pictures of the kids you keep forgetting about? Fah.

Ouff, Genesis. Some kind of planetary scale replicator that starts working after it’s blown up. Good enough as a McGuffin for one story, but probably better left forgotten given how little sense it makes.

Anyway, it failed to create anything stable and almost everyone who was working on it was killed, right? A literal dead end.

Someone needs to watch Discovery.

Movie: Ghostbusters Answer the Call.

If anyone’s giving it a chance for the first time, I do recommend the extended edition. For some reason the theatrical cut out the low point of the relationship arc between the two main characters.

I don’t think all the humour lands, but enough of it does, and the movie has a good heart. At the very least it remembered that Ghostbusters is a comedy. The new movies have the same flavour as every Marvel superhero outing.

Oh you’ve gotta give No Man’s Land a read.

Yeah, they play “can you feel the love tonight” over it and fade out shortly after the shot in question. The Zootopia frame may be taken out of context, but Lion King’s is absolutely what it looks like.