Then where does your cuck chair sit?

Oh no, we don’t want you dead! You’d better start drinking right away so that doesn’t happen.

Comic lore need not apply to films. I think it’s fair for Kara to assume that dead is dead.

Oh, the wastes! The magnificent wastes! When I was a lad I knew a man who visited the wastes and brought back such beautiful things! Real salt from the dry riverbeds, pieces of rubber that would burn for hours and give us such marvellous dreams! One day I’ll earn enough to take you to the wastes myself, young one. One day.

Throw a utility belt on top, it’ll still look great.

But it’s worth it for the quality of fish story.

Halloween: Dracula (1992), Addams Family + Values, Mr. Boogedy + Bride of Boogedy, Hocus Pocus

Christmas: Batman Returns, Die Hard, A Christmas Story, Christmas Vacation, Mickey’s Christmas Carol

God, no. Prosthetics of course.

It’s okay when it’s in a three way

It’s not gay when it’s in a three way

When there’s a honey in the middle there’s some leeway

The area is grey in a one, two, three way

Knowledge is knowing the Monster belongs to Frankenstein. Wisdom is knowing he’s already overcaffeinated and needs to be cut off.

Of course porn selects for enormous dicks. That’s exactly why it shouldn’t be used as a rubric for the general population. You didn’t even mention porn until your second paragraph, so it very much sounded like you thought the average penis size was just below 7 inches. But I’m glad to hear you know better.

Just seven inches? How common do you think seven inch dicks are?

https://www.science.org/content/article/how-big-average-penis

In fact, between this and the fact that the Engineering room set changed significantly between seasons 1 and 2, I’ve grown pretty partial to the idea that there are at least two and likely more rooms of a similar layout throughout the ship. Everybody wins.

Lots of debates about the internal arrangement of the original series Enterprise…

• Bridge: forward facing or offset?
• Engineering: primary or secondary hull?
• Shuttlebay: short or extending under the nacelle pylons?
• How big is this ship, anyway??

Yeah, I think I was underestimating how many people are habitually skipping breakfast. That seems like a bigger issue to address than whether you shower before or after the least active part of your day, if I’m being honest.

I don’t brush my teeth after sleeping, either. After breakfast, sure, but first thing in the am? Why?

It is, and I’m unanimous in that.

Yeah, this is highly context dependent. If a guy meets a new couple, they chat for half an hour, and then half the couple excuses themselves for five minutes - in that case it’s perfectly normal to take the opportunity to say “hey, you’re pretty lucky.”

But if you meet the couple and immediately congratulate one half of it like the other isn’t there, I’d see that as insulting. Not because I think you want to bang them, but because you aren’t even treating them like a human.

Not tricky. Batman every time.