phone = like an hour texting, since music is screen off. laptop: all the time I don’t have to sleep in school or at home, so about 6h

that is not many hours of time :( I want a refund.

if you zoom in in the p you can see its made of round pixels.

the one that still works

sadly, anti consumerism nowadays makes that very difficult in many laptops.

fake, this is a conspiracy.

MORNING

• wake up
• cry for 10 minutes (the salt has healing effects, for open wounds from the fights at school)
• go to school
• get punched (this is important to remove possible blood clots)

EVENING

• shower
• smoke weed
• if face hurts, put Vaseline on.

my skin is very healthy (not kidding) and I don’t do anything to it. (I’m a conspiracy practicalist and I believe skin care products are scams)

Thanks for reading.

it is, got it from school and changed nothing. that’s how you know its bad.

i always say this about nuclear waste and usually i get punched in the face.

youre fake, i used windows daily for the last year and I got one at least once a month. Maybe I was using it wrong though, idk.

OH MY GOD! I used to LOVE this as a kid, and recently remembered it. Nobody knows this amazing work.

tea water water limo water empty limo empty limo (its all different waters)

yeah, someone could release an actually useful phone (USB ports, SD cards, hardware switches for everything…) phones could’ve been so amazing, but what we have now is nothing short of useless.

NGL when i broke my small toe it felt really relaxing

high five (ehm I can’t type emoji)

… that narrows it down …

possibly the funniest image

shes still capable of conversations though, (i believe)

and this is lawful? actually legal? What the hell is USA??

please;!! material or whatever is going on rn is so ugly…

i wish Halloween was as important to people as Christmas…