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The brain bouncing against the inside of the skull due to blunt force trauma is technically a natural cause, if you cross your eyes
Professional circus performer by night, master code monkey by day
The brain bouncing against the inside of the skull due to blunt force trauma is technically a natural cause, if you cross your eyes
Evil people seemingly live forever
Anto-DEI has always been a dog whistle for racism and sexism. Conservatives will screech DEI if a woman or person of color does literally anything.
We’re about to face a not so silent one in the US too :(
War on Terror 2: World War Three is the sequel nobody asked for
Trump’s team is also saying the same. I can see it going like this:
Trump backed Israel nukes Gaza. Iran gets pissy about this and tries to nuke Israel. US immediately interferes and tries to nuke Iran in retaliation. Israel, if it still exists, also joins. This pisses off Russia who joins in the fight. China and North Korea follow. Taiwan, Ukraine, and South Korea get attacked. We all die.
By developing a caffeine addiction so it stops affecting me. Also ADHD.
Liberals like Biden?
Watch the major news orgs glaze past it so they can report that a geriatric man is geriatric. At this point they’re all complicit in what is about to happen in November.
My guess is the flesh can absorb plastics from packaging
That’s basically the Latino diet. I’m fucked.
Am performer. My performance career is finally starting to take off doing what I love, and I’m now a frequent flier at a historic venue
That’s only a delay tactic since it’ll eventually come back to SCROTUS
Depends on the person. As an ace person in their 30s, it doesn’t excite me. I’d rather just snuggle.
Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades of Gray
I know some other Republican sycophant will fill the vacuum, but please don’t tempt me with a good time. I want to live long enough to throw an obituary party.
Optimists are delusional
Only that he isn’t president, but you bet your ass he will do just that the moment he’s back in office
He can just pardon all of them, and his discussions can’t even be questioned in court now. Hell, bribery is legal now too.
Most of my Internet bill for the month