I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.

Did I write this

Vampira*

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Savers is the same as Value Village and it’s a for-profit company that exists in three different countries. They’re not much better than Goodwill, if at all.

Congrats! When’s the wedding?

It’s not surprising that Starbucks joined but I didn’t know about REI. What the hell, REI!

Now do Ticketmaster

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Magazines cost $14 now!

RESIST ALIEN SOCK THEFT! Use a mesh bag to keep all your socks together in the washer. Human sock retention is everyone’s responsibility!

Dan Foreman can go with him.

Atmospheres with frickin atom bombs attached to their heads!

ok grandma, let’s get you to reddit

REDRUM

Welcome to Costco, I love you! If you raise the price of the fucking hotdog I will kill you! Figure it out.

I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.

😏 …Is there a Mrs. Fusion?

and to different degrees at different deaths.

Was that supposed to say depths?

Obviously it’s a Tool concert. You’ll probably see some Korn in the fields over by the Fear Factory. Hopefully the audience doesn’t Rage Against the Machine or there’ll be Megadeth!