A fetus is a parasite…

They’re also super inbred and have really high rates of extra fingers and toes.

Having worked at a fast food burger place, there’s absolutely people that will order a “cheeseburger” and be surprised when there’s cheese. Not many, but it happened to me a couple times. We were also trained that “plain” means no onion and pickle, but leave the ketchup and mustard on as that’s how our PoS defined the term.

Fun fact, factoid actually means something that sounds true but isn’t.

I had a potted mint in my parents backyard years ago. It grew through the bottom of the pot and started to invade the flower bed. Since then, my parents have drowned the entire bed in weed killer, pulled up everything they could find by the roots, and then put down a tarp and bark chips. Every year, some more mint pops up through all that.

He will also be a registered sex offender and not allowed back.

Probably the British.

It’s probably happened in one of those Chuck Tingle books.

I feel like Musk has ingested chemicals that would poison the ground.

Any pizza is a personal size pizza, if you try hard and believe in yourself. Any pizza is a family size pizza, if you’re an orphan.

I’ve dated vegan girls that were into some weird stuff. Granted, it was weird stuff between consenting sapient adults…

Controllers suck at menus.

It’s accurate because there are currently no tracks leading to the “no genocide” route and nobody is working towards building them.

Should boycott everything FIFA anyway.

A police code that was used in a rap song and then made into a video about a basketball player who is 6’7" and then became a popular thing to say without any meaning attached to it.

That attitude can fuck off.

Some of them also really want to get rid of age of consent laws.

Assuming we’re going backwards in history, I’m guessing Irish and Italians.

Disney Princess is a product line that has very little to do with simply being a princess in a Disney movie. Anna and Elsa are not Disney Princesses because they sell well enough on their own.

Doubt you’d find either in a Mensa subreddit.