They should shit on Johnson’s desk. A bathroom for all!

Caesar King from Zenless Zone Zero has a prosthetic left arm. It’s Billy’s spare arm.

There you go

Weirdly, high fructose corn syrup is better for your teeth than sugar which most of the rest of the world uses. Bacteria use sucrose to create a strong biofilm.

My e-reader is e-waste.

Russians trying to trade their Baltic port for a Black Sea port.

How are keyboards a hobby?

What’s your hobby?

Smartphones.

NO

Well, there’s fentanyl lollipops so this would track (probably fake though).

They have a thousand lakes, you have a thousand island dressing

This way

They only have 300 km range. They are very nice but still. Pretty sure Ukraine has struck further inland with drones.

You should never click the click bait headline

Weasels are too small to steal shoes so what is that?

My 5 year old Xiaomi I got for €350 has about the same specs as an iPhone 16, except for the much better chip in the iPhone.

Can you get some of the native legislation in on this? Would be hilarious if pornhub was available on the reservation but not in the rest of Oklahoma.

Next you’re going to say that Batman is a good guy

Split atom and you get energy

Not that atom - look you’re doing it wrong

Yeah, you are right. You don’t energy for fusing elements heavier than iron and you definitely don’t get energy from fission of helium-4.