Someone make a cover of this.

How is this one country be bombing other countries with impunity, without international outrage or sanctions? What is the textbook definition of a declaration of war again?

All the panhandles makes for good sauce-dipping handling

They would conduct an investigation onto themselves and find no wrongdoing.

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.

“All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.”
— Animal Farm

We need all the boomers in Capitol Senior Care Home to vacate first

People from their southern neighbor now has more cross border marriage options 😁

California’s name is made up. Literally a place from Spanish fiction novel.

I’m otterly shocked! 😧

Btw in the local language their name can also mean something like “warring” so that kinda tells you something.

Sexually transmitted democracy eww 🤢

Christians in 1st century: the world is ending very soon!
Muslims in 7th century: the world is ending very soon!
Mormons in 19th century: the world is ending very soon!

Given enough apocalyptic religions one of them would be right, but I think that religion doesn’t exist yet.

Fyrefest 2: Electric Boogaloo

Hack? It’s not even that. Just musk in his infinite wisdom enabling pay-to-get-checkmark on Xitter so all the fake/satire accounts immediately jumped on the opportunity.

I’m sad that a lot of people couldn’t perceive the mastodon in the room.

All according to keikaku.

[TL note: keikaku means plan]

I thought the staggered contacts engage with similarly staggered pins on the other side of the card?? 🤔

You know that meme where a guy in uniform was giving lessons to a few cobras? This is that uniform. He was a member of the Malaysian fire and rescue service.

He passed away a while back though, from, yup, cobra bites.

Literally doubling down lmao

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