This made me laugh out loud at my desk. Thank you

SIRI CANCEL

Greenland, no sane American wants to take your country from you. Sorry our “president” sucks. He’s an idiot. Or malignant narcissistic sociopath.

Siri is so useless. All these years and I use her to basically set timers and reminders.

I think a lot of folks assume that evolution means “all the crappy stuff whittled out over time, and only the good stuff remains” when in fact I think evolution aims for “eh, they reproduced. Good enough”