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25 days agoNO
(As I devour half a bag of family sized Lays)
NOT ME
I am an enigma wrapped in a burrito that is also wrapped in a fuzzy blanket
NO
(As I devour half a bag of family sized Lays)
NOT ME
I was in this picture, and I still don’t like it.
Wife repeated a line from the Butthole Surfer’s song Pepper when she reads the news :D
We call an ambulance we get fire dept first responders, then an ambulance if you need it. Never got the police, and we have done it many times with my father in law with heart issues.
… And I live in Tulsa
Right? I was all “Giant baby Nic Cage? wat”
I thought I was in programmer humor for a sec when I first saw the image, then I died a little bit
I pray for calf cramps, those are easy to deal with. Chin? Fuck fuck fuck no