That might be enough cash to buy a bike, but I don’t think it’s quite enough to buy a camera store

France was actually two parts of Québec that drifted separately and then rejoined later on. The Paris region lingered in the ocean a bit longer, and people got accustomed to thinking of it as an island. That’s why they named it Île-de-France.

Continental drift. This was a part of Brazil that broke off and drifted across the ocean. Then it joined up with the rest of Spain, which had broken off from Mexico. That’s why the rest of Spain speaks Mexican.

And True Romance starts when your boss hires an escort to sleep with you on your birthday, and the two of you end up falling in love and getting married at city hall the next day

If I had to guess, I’d say there’s probably a Mac in that drawer and it’s getting charged

there are many place where public transportation and bikes can’t go, especially in the countryside

Are we still talking about Singapore?

It’s a class that’s allowed to access another class’s private members. Obviously Linus doesn’t have any, because he codes in C.

The NFL doesn’t need to drop the word “football” entirely, they just need to be more specific so there’s no confusion. They could change their name to “Non-Soccer Football League”, or NSFL for short.

“Anyone can kill”

It stops being Apple’s phone once they sell it.

This is good advice in general

20$ dollar bills y’all

In that case they should probably stop sending weapons to Israel too

My wife does this, except she sends the messages to me

27andDC vs 23andMe

He was checking out her brown eye

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You could even say we’re screwed

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