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The Asteromorphs had the ability to propel themselves through space by shooting air out of their enlarged anuses.

Check with your local library. They might provide free access to some online journals.

So I can receive an Email but if it has a link to a website I can’t click it?

It says “Email and work apps are not offered through the Commostore app store”. So you can’t receive email unless you sideload an email app. And you could also sideload a browser as well to open a link. At which point you just have a smartphone.

So you’re saying I also need to eat half a jar of pickles

It’s more that all the interesting things that come from prime numbers don’t really work if you include 1 as a prime. So every time you talked about primes you would have to say “something something prime number, other than 1, yadda yadda”.

For example: The Fundamental Theorem of Arithmetic states that every natural number can be expressed as a finite product of primes, and that prime factorization is unique.

So

12 = 2^2 x 3

is the only way to express 12 as a product of primes. But if we include 1 as a prime, then

12 = 1 x 2^2 x 3
    = 1^2 x 2^2 x 3
    = 1^3 x 2^2 x 3

etc. There are infinite prime factorization of every natural number, and the most interesting part of the Fundamental Theorem of Arithmetic no longer holds.

Run the background stuff as a daemon, and then write an interface to take stdin/stdout and interact with that daemon.

That $81K/mo isn’t going to the registrar. Its going to the manager of Jone’s debt to be distributed to his creditors, including the families of Sandy Hook.

This isn’t even the dumbest thing he has said about lobsters.

An analog watch. Nothing fancy, just a cheap Casio or Timex or whatever.

Yeah, I think you’re right. His page even has the quote I was thinking of

Environmental historian J. R. McNeill opined that Midgley “had more adverse impact on the atmosphere than any other single organism in Earth’s history”

Fun fact about Freon: its inventor, Charles Kettering also invented leaded gasoline. I’ve seen him referred to as the single organism with the largest negative environmental impact in history.

I don’t know if doc or odt files can be used

Much easier to keep the content in plain text as markdown/LaTeX/whatever markup language and then use pandoc or pdflatex to convert it to docx/odt/pdf/HTML/whatever as needed.

A.I. Pacino?! I’m getting tired of this slop

Can You Feel the Love Tonight is a top tier smush song

Because a Silverado costs less to make, and they can sell for 3 times the price.

Cyberpunk dystopia without the cool neon aesthetics.

The Grinch meal came with a pair of socks that don’t match.

Maybe Uber should be responsible for background checks of their drivers and hold them accountable for their actions and be able to fire them for misconduct. But that might require hiring drivers as actual employees. And then Uber could issue company vehicles.

Oh wait, I’m describing taxi companies that already existed before Uber.

The fact that we allow Uber/Lyft to operate as a way to skirt regulations that were put in place to keep people safe, and then trust Uber will implement work around solutions like this is ridiculous.

Same goes to AirBnB