A proof is a proof. What kind of proof? Its a proof. A proof is a proof, and when you have a good proof, its because its proven.

Does the tree kill a cyclist who had a green signal?

Traffic laws are also there so you don’t kill someone with the multi tonne steel missile you are operating with such nonchalance.

You have to have a low bar as to who is allowed to drive when driving is a requirement for participating in society.

Not everyone should be forced to drive.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_nullification

Not a game, but a game console: BMO from Adventure Time.

Do you mean ‘toque’?

giant enemy crab

Well, people like you can die a horrific death while me and my non-glowing kitty will stay away from Mount No Place Of Honor. And she can have a little ham, as a treat for keeping me safe.

You missed the part about the atomic preisthood and “inventing a body of folklore, passed on through proverbs and myths, to explain that people should flee when a cat changes color.” Such as the cute little song

Don’t change color, kitty.
Keep your color, kitty.
Stay that pretty gray.
Don’t change color, kitty.
Keep your color, kitty.
Keep sickness away.

Uhh, your door may have radiation in it.

The fact that school pickup lines exist is wild.

On your gf’s system, is hardware acceleration configured correctly?

If I’m a 10 year old in 2002, first thing I do is go play some Melee.

Our Prime Minister spent the last few days in the Oval Office sucking up to Trump.

Did your paper include the ground speed check story?

The ‘X’ at the end of \LaTeX is actually a uppercase chi, so it pronounced with a ‘k’ sound.

Amtrak: “At least we’re not VIA Rail.”

There are no medieval equivalents to YouTube channels, since YouTube wasn’t invented for at least a decade after the medieval period.