Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…
Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…
Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing
Can’t tell if that’s Al or really a photo of Daniel Radcliffe…
Rise and shine where the sun don’t shine…
Why’s it smell like steamed hams?
I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.
You forgot the peanut butter on that fluffernutter
Isn’t that that survivalist dude that drinks piss? Bear Grilf?
There’s something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again…
Instructions unclear, picked myself up by my bootstraps and now there’s a hole in my foot…
I would swap lawful good and neutral good honestly. Neutral good technically has more toilet paper available, and you can’t always expect the roll in the holder to be brand new.