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There are ten thousand teams at Microsoft making Teams worse.

Stays crisp in milk.

A new era of safety: we blocked it entirely on our home router

What is Super Mario’s favorite vegetable? A Nintentato!

Labor. They wouldn’t ever say that directly.

Boy I did not see this coming. Surely he won’t pull some other kind of un-American shit that benefits Russia and nobody else because that would be UNHINGED which naturally calls for a SLAM from some toothless leader/group after which he/Miller will be described as MELTING DOWN so I should subjectively FEEL BETTER and believe that he is not REWRITING THE BOUNDARIES OF REALITY somehow

I know that a fairly large B2B Ecommerce platform called OroCommerce just moved all their customers’ cloud hosting to Oracle. I doubt that would have all of a sudden made Larry Ellison the richest guy in the whole world, but it is something that happened recently. I sure don’t hear a lot of people saying LETS USE ORACLE otherwise these days.

Pretty soon they’re gonna be like “Y’all know what we’re doing and you know what we’re going to say, and we are not wearing these hot-ass moving blankets anymore either. Fuck all y’all.”

I cannot correctly say my kids’ names when I’m stressed out in a hurry. I just end up saying both of their names. Eventually I will be right.

❤️ Xi loves me ❤️ 😭 Xi loves me not 😭

For like 15 years my wife and I will occasionally greet each other with the “I came here specifically for dinner!” line from MST3K Mitchell. That movie really holds up.

“Critics See Big Risks”

Oh yeah the Boss Hogg/Harkonnen guy.

I remember even smoking in cars and using their ashtrays. Filling them up with butts and scooting them around or compacting the ash to make room for “just one more” because I “didn’t have the time” to dump it out into a parking lot yet. I spent a long time not thinking that cigarette trash was garbage. It just seemed like it was a necessary part of daily life and that whatever was done in support of keeping it coming and not thinking much about it was entirely excusable and normal. I remember my parents smoking on airplanes.

Chaos, destruction. He’s one who wants to watch it burn.

Thanks for sharing this. I have been using Authelia to provide forward auth in a Traefik cluster and have not ever really gotten OIDC to work yet. It’s kind of just a little hobby project but I’d like to know how to do it.

It’s a hair system

If your search engine allows you to configure your results, you can set it to block any results from amazon.com. I use Kagi and have been pretty happy with that feature.

the best Antichrist anyone has ever seen, may people are saying

Bring back break.com you cowards

(They had a video of a car jump that made me laugh every time I saw it and I can’t find it any more)