I don’t give a damn if the hooker orgasms or not. I just want to bust a nut and dance with the hooker dressed up to look like my mom.

Bro just buy a house and avoid paying rent. I bought a townhouse in 2016 and it was awesome. I took me about 10 years to save up the full amount and I had to live with my parents until then but it was worth it. Don’t throw your money away on rent.

I prefer buying my coffee and chocolate directly from the child slave labour. None of that free trade shit. It makes me feel connected to a past I never lived in.

Bro I wish death on people all the time. Sometimes to their face. It’s fucking awesome.

Sadly my son doesn’t speak to me anymore. I kicked him out of the house in 2016. I found out he voted for Trump and that’s why I kicked him out.

I would always drink whenever I hang out with my kids. Sometimes I would bring them to the bar with me and I would let them take a sip of my whiskey.

She’s wearing a hijab

Very Muslim of her

I once got banned from that subreddit for asking a question that was too stupid

Even if you made it a federal holiday, the wage slaves would still have to work.

Obama should have droned him when he had a chance.

Whatever happened to that Edward Snowden loser?

Titanic was the story of a manic pixie dream boy fixing a rich woman with his penis.

You know it’s some ancient post because it had awards.

I show them my box knife and ask if they can spare any food.

I like hanging out in parking lots at Walmarts and to scam boomers coming back with a load of groceries

I saw a guy on the bus doing this and I punched his lizard.

Reddit mods are such cucks for power that they cave when it’s threatened to be removed

Don’t forget Alec Guinness playing an Arab in Lawrence of Arabia.

A lot of people will tend to mention John Wayne playing Genghis Khan or Mickey Rooney playing a Japanese man in Breakfast at Tiffany’s but will skip over other examples.

It’s like when parents go after the drug dealers than blame their own kid for doing drugs.