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“Lying about our prices on the menu keeps the prices on the menu lower!”
“Lying about our prices on the menu keeps the prices on the menu lower!”
“If the shoreline fits”
He would know, he’s a genius himself!
Walz is what I imagine my parents would be like if my parents had actually believed the moral lessons they taught me as a kid
I’m 42, vaxxed, and what passes for reasonably healthy in the US (which is to say, all kinds of fucked but still technically able to work). I had covid this week and at the peak I actually needed help standing up after kneeling to rummage through a drawer.
If the case reaches the Supreme Court it’ll be “en mountebanc”
Which historically is when some Christian writers believed the fetus gets a soul
Workers leaving states like CA for Texas are like anti-vaxxers who think vaccines are stupid because they don’t know anyone with polio.
If our country survives for another couple decades, they’ll be so proud of themselves for “inventing” all the same worker protections they left behind. But not before experiencing their economic polio first hand.
Most of them just bounce back into space, like the one that became the moon
I think maybe I could go for some deep fried cheesecake
This cat is using a computer.
Your argument is invalid.
Carpe jugulum
If the quacks don’t do it the worms will
I’ve got an appointment in a few months. No idea if you’re in the US but, if so, the secret is the same as everything in American health care - money, debt or navigating insane bureaucracy to get insurance to cover it. And, in my case, also traveling a long way to a place that does adult evaluations and scheduling the appointment nearly a year in advance.
Let’s prosecute the others too!
They didn’t take Jan 6
So TIL my parents will be voting for a convicted felon in November 🤦♀️
If Lovecraft were alive today one of his stories would start with this line.