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They can crash at my place
They can crash at my place
His name is Michael but it’s spelled Mouchel
Israel’s assets will be given a firm but measured slap on the wrist
An outsider. Someone on the margins of society who doesn’t see things like we do, like a homeless person.
Can always count on SatansMaggotyCumFart to be an empathetic, calming presence in the chat
For my fellow Americans, 150 meters would be 492 feet and 1 1/2 inches.
or roughly 82 bald eagles spread tip to glorious tip
So, we’re allowed to say cunt but not The B Word™️?
I don’t want to be in hell with that removed.
Dying to know which word got removed when “cunt” was perfectly acceptable.
Listen, how me and my wife choose to spend $800 per month on avocados and bread is nobody’s business but ours and our bankruptcy attorney
Well this explains why I haven’t been able to afford a summer vacation
If you are a penis owner and piss from the standing position, you can arc the stream just so down the smooth porcelain interior of the toilet bowl, letting the piss flow neatly into the water making nary a sound
Phoenix police have pattern of violating civil rights and using excessive force
Mine is early July, I guess I held out hope that they’d unfuck the situation 🫠
My favorite of the Great Lakes