You can also use a few drops of bleach.

Ha! You must be from… Shit, so many options.

Yep.

We start our spicy food tolerance early, our candy is spicy.

Because it is easier to upgrade a streaming device than a whole-ass TV.

Romeo + Juliet IS a great soundtrack. And as a Beatles fan I have to agree with the Beatles soundtrack, the movies not so much.

As a kid.

• Saved by the Bell.
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
• Ducktales.

As a teenager.

• The Wonder Years.
• Friends.
• Party of Five.

I didn’t include The Simpsons since growing up in the 90s, that’s a given.

Don’t hurt me.

Puto el que lo lea.

I’d rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.

My first console was the Atari 2600, my first computer ran on MS-DOS, had a 5 1/4 inch drive, monochrome CRT and no mouse. My intro to Windows was version 3.1.

Mid thirties.

The Beatles by The Beatles.

Insomniac for me.

More like big toe nail for the 8 TB.

JanPass.01

AprPass.04

JulPass.07

…

Mid nineties guitar.

Same… If you switch the digits.