I’m jelly of Americans, who will never have to deal with that bullshit. Nope, not at all!

Wow, what a day! Did you get married in the delivery room?

“My word, this excursion is quite the jocular exercise!”

Same. First distro that was actually painless 10 years ago, and I haven’t looked back.

And apparently, no faith in Ron White.

Anub

I’d pick Anubis if I was a furry.

So…Anubis.

Right?! The perfect con for people who’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 years!

Diddy did it.

Yup. “Trans” is the new “witch”.

Well, that’s a brand new sentence.

Yeah, 30 seconds would just make most blind people barf and shut their eyes until it went away, since their brains haven’t learned to properly process the video.