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Breakfast is the worst. Sausage, ham, pancakes, cereal, eggs, hash browns, or toast. Want a breakfast burrito? Take a normal burrito, add scrambled eggs. Want a breakfast sandwich? Swap out sliced bread with english muffin or bagel, optionally add an egg.

Screw that. I’m having leftover spaghetti for breakfast.

Relevant pbs spacetime video (discovery about microtubules relevant to theory of quantum consciousness)

Away down south in the land of traitors, rattle snakes and alligators, right away! (right away!) come away! (come away!) right away! (right away!) come away (come away)

Dumb idea: it feels bad being second class in things like retirement, empathy, and mental health, etc., right guys?

Well, that’s how our sisters on the other side feel about literally everything else. If we want to fight so hard for the few things us men lack, let’s use that same energy to fight for women too.

fast forward a few years

“Assange is in critical condition after [near fatal car accident in bumfuck nowhere, mysteriously poisoned, ran off the road, etc.]. Although the incident seems quite suspicious, authorities have already ruled out assassination. If you question this, we will find you.”