There’s a few “petit pain au chocolat” which is the best kind of technically correct. And right next to it the absolute most wrong: “petit pain”.

That’s a lot of patches though, which raises even more questions !

Well at least it seems to be able to function as a normal home and be neither dangerous or too uncomfortable (if you’re blind). What’s up with the white sploches on the black though ?

That’s also the vibe I get.

specifically, picture number 97 not quite on the bottom right corner, along the pillar-type thing.

I agree ! There are a lot of cool things in there. I still think this is a ridiculous size for a house, but it fits the overall theme I guess.

There is a whole ass dinnig table between the stove and the sink. And the cables mess in the pheasant room ? So much space and yet a dual purpose bathroom and kitchen room ? The general arragement feels very… caravan ? vacation rental ? also some highly impractical stuff in there.
However, I am JEALOUS of the storage space. Man, what do you need all of that for ? Also, there seems to be a swan bidet, which is very fun and I genuenely dig the idea of a frog themed bathroom (maybe not this exact one). I can’t bring myself to hate the giraffe chair, it’s very fun. Actually, a fair amount of the decor is fine in isolation, some the carved doors look really nice ! The quantity however, it’s a lot.

It has a bit of a case of “so bad it’s good”. It’s fun and slightly uncomfortable too, I get it.

Fringes curtain for the toilets help with ventilation I suppose.
Also I am a big fan of the mirrors above the bed. Kinky and I can’t wait to catch movement at the corner of my eyes while falling asleep, I will spook myself with it.

To advertise a house you usually choose clean, profesionnal looking pictures. That one looks like a vacation picture, it does not fit the tone I guess. Also house selling pictures don’t have people in it. (no weird sexual meaning here, just wrong context for that picture)

We need to prove that the swimming pool is functional! (also that’s kind of cute even if totally inapropriate, I love it)