I have a similar story. I’m glad you grew up, and I hope adulthood is treating you well!
I have a similar story. I’m glad you grew up, and I hope adulthood is treating you well!
Hmm, I’m trying to imagine measuring my worth with my penis. Like, if worth was a linear distance I could be like “I’m worth seven penises!”
I mean, it does sound like y’all both saved yourselves some time.
My manager recently denied some of my PTO requests, so whatever you just said (I didn’t read it) doesn’t count and all managers are bastards. QED.
lol thanks for saving me the trouble of fact checking myself too
When I was a teenager, I was hanging out with my brother who is 8 years older while he was fucking around with his .45 (probably ostensibly cleaning it) and it was pointed towards me when for some reason the slide suddenly released and the live round that was inexplicably involved jammed in the mechanism.
So I mean, I guess I didn’t dodge a bullet, but I think I got pretty lucky.
Ah, hadn’t heard of that, I guess I’ll have to check it out.
What browser are you going to use?
I feel like such a poser over here with my Bigelow and Celestial Seasonings.
Oh I’m getting lit either way
Finally, some meaningful reform!
That is a mighty fine stick gun!
For one, it sounds like they oppose corrupt courts, so that’s a plus!
It’s somewhat specific to someone with my type of background; namely growing up in a family of young-Earth creationist, fundamentalist Christians, and learning that things like science and evolution are lies from Satan.
At some point curiosity got the better of me and I realized I didn’t even know what evolution even is, so I read up a bit about it. Then a bit more. You know, this actually kind of makes sense. Eventually the rabbit hole led to the existence of God. I remember watching a bunch of debates and expecting the most learned representatives of our Christian tradition to make some really great arguments. And… they… never… did.
The elasticity of demand is not static.
I understood that reference!
Hell yeah, brother.
So, I grew up in a super religious environment – which is where I grew up, not necessarily the folks in this picture. But if this was from my childhood, I would imagine it went down like this: there are quite a few people who are 100% bought in to the religious teachings. A few of those folks probably got together and developed this idea. No double entendre meant or understood. But there are also quite a few folks who are at least aware of the real world. Those folks saw this trainwreck unfolding in slow motion. But the problem is, sex is taboo. So what are they going to do? Raise the alarm? Explain to everyone who doesn’t know what a clit is? And then, worst of all, explain how they know what a clit is? Oh hell no. That’s just never going to happen. So if the team embarrasses themselves, well, I guess that was just God’s will.
I forgot to turn my computer on 😓
Thanks, I didn’t remember that. 🤬