Don’t usually laugh out loud at work looking at my phone. People walking by wish they could be in on the joke.

Ha! You think flat earthers believe we aren’t the center of the universe?

The US in nutshell here

Condom lube on my cheese board doesn’t sound appetizing

Oh nice. Now that I’m following

Man I loved home star runner. But I don’t get the connection.

Now that’s a top quality shitpost

Trains and Trams please and thank you