You literally asked us to call you cynical, dumdum. Why are you asking for something and then getting butthurt when it’s provided? That’s what toddlers do.

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You’re cynical, and worse, in a way that is unproductive.

Fun fact I’ve been told by laywers in a different industry (software ie EULA and licenses): most of that stuff doesn’t do anything. It’s a front door lock. But it’s ok because for most companies you’re also restricted by what lawyers say is ok (oh no we can’t use this “git” stuff, it’s GPL and GPL is literally going to murder you in your sleep it you use it!?!).